A Love Letter from an Electrical Engineer

To,

Miss Fourier,

DSP Lab,

ACES.

My dearest ohmic love,

Yesterday, on my random walk along a spline path I saw you flip-flopping in a garden. From that moment, my heart has been oscillating with a phase noise of 1.2 dB. The FFT of my ECG showed a fundamental frequency of 440.4 Hz with a total harmonic distortion of 0.3%.

I received the strong EM waves radiated by your lovely face with the dipole of my eyes. Applying edge detection on your harmonic image, I was able to appreciate your beauty with the convolutional white gaussian noise removed. You are more beautiful than a zero defect silicon wafer. The flutter of your lovely eyes induced more EMF than a 400kW generator. The wavelets of your sinc hair had a superconducting effect on me. The perfume from your clothes biased my field effect senses into saturation.

Never before in my life, have I found all my bipolar junctions in so deep an active region. The current induced in my veins by the capacitive coupling of your presence leaves me asking for more signals. I cannot wait to establish an 802.11 connection with your transceiver.

Please meet me in the evening at Joule Hall near Hilbert Avenue. I will be waiting for you with a 1270 MHz Yagi antenna in my hand. If you do not come, the poles of my heart will get lag compensated and my over damped heart beat will decay exponentially.

Yours coherently,

VQ Hamming.